27 January 2009

A Dog Eat Dog Super Bowl

What does the Super Bowl mean to you? Is it about the game? The teams? Perhaps you watch it for the half-time show or the commercials? Do you gather each year for the food or because it is another reason to drink and be with friends? Maybe you watch the Super Bowl each year just because everyone else does?

As we gather to celebrate, yet mourn, the passing of the football season, we do so with the most American of pomp and grandiosity. As expected, fans will see two-day long pre-game shows, overly expensive advertising spots, obnoxiously attractive cheerleaders, major displays of fireworks, and premier concert performances. I usually enjoy the half-time shows and always look forward to the commercials. The games, however, are less memorable (with the exception of last year’s amazing catch by Tyree).

While most networks will concede the night to NBC’s coverage of the Super Bowl, many will embrace the idea of cheap programming to attract a different breed of viewers. Allow me to introduce you to the annual airing of the Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet.

The concept is simple: Pull together the cutest puppies into a small room with a football field carpet and stadium painted walls, add one crazy referee, and throw in some balls. What you end up with is one of the growing cult programs that air opposite the Super Bowl. Scoff all you want, but this concept is brilliant, funny, and satisfies the need of a niche audience in need of the Super Bowl ritual without the actual football. And it’s adorable.

While the Falcons are disappointingly not on the bill in Tampa, the commercials, the Boss, Hines Ward, and Leonard Pope will supply quality entertainment. Will it be better than Puppy Bowl V? Tough to say, but the game itself will be more hype than delivery.

*This is part of a duel post with dirtysouthsports.com


Your Words John Updike (1932-2009):

"To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client."

"A leader is one who, out of madness or goodness, volunteers to take upon himself the woe of the people. There are few men so foolish, hence the erratic quality of leadership in the world."

"Being naked approaches being revolutionary; going barefoot is mere populism."

11 January 2009

Mapping the Miles of Sounds

My longtime partner/associate/friend/confidant/chauffeur and I reached an important milestone at the end of 2008. As our relationship hit its eighth year, seventh month and one-day anniversary, we rolled over into 100,000 miles.



As a way to commemorate our great achievement, I wanted to develop a map of my car through it’s own world of sounds. There are many new sounds that have made themselves known throughout the years, but more interestingly the sounds that are not being heard in my car anymore. Enjoy

NEW SOUNDS:
  • Bird chirping noises from under the console when the heat is turned up
  • Engine whining and growling when I am accelerating
  • Heavy engine breathing after a long, high-speeds on the high way
  • Hitchhikers who turn out to be cratered faced tennis pros
  • Cries of agony at the gas pumps (on temporary hiatus)
  • British voice who gives directions from the Garmin

GRAVEYARD OF SOUNDS
(Sounds no longer heard in or around my Xterra)

  • Music – No radio or stereo (See also: 10” wave box)
  • Air conditioning
  • Teenagers
  • 10 times around Loop 10 (reunions should be scheduled)
  • Patrick snoring in Jacksonville before Georgia/Florida
  • M. Mullen climbing on my roof or hanging umbrellas outside the window (all whilst driving)
  • Mud splattering from driving off-road
  • Eating Wendy’s – this also applies to smells
  • Talking on old Nokia cell phones and the playing of ‘Snake’
  • 3 AM runs to Wal-Mart, Waffle House
Contribute your own sound memories of my Xterra by posting a comment.


YOUR WORDS SENATOR AL FRANKEN:

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”

YOUR WORDS CONGRESSMAN ANH “JOSEPH” CAO:

“I don’t want to conform to any ideology, to be put into a little corner”
“I truly espouse Aristotle’s definition of virtue: To walk in the middle line.”

- Anh Cao is the first Vietnamese-born person to be elected to the US Congress




Jacksonville after a full night of sleep - in the car



Spring Break 07 - Party!


With Charlie driving through North Georgia