The Obvious Liberal Media

The topic of alcohol comes up very often in this weblog. For this post, I want to do a service to all those drinkers out there who wake up Sunday mornings needing a cure for the weekend hangover. Gentlemen, I have found the cure for the hangover.* You can find this cure at the local Waffle House.


Meet Coffee News, a weekly publication available for your enjoyment with Bert’s Chili and a side order of hash browns. I digress.

While perusing the latest edition of Coffee News, I found this gem of a story:

Paparazzi proposition: Tania Cowher, a businesswoman in Austin Texas, has a proposition for anyone who wishes they were a celebrity. For anywhere from $250 to $1,500, Cowher, who owns Celeb-4-A-Day, will arrange for the paparazzi to show up on your doorstep and act like you’re famous, tripping over each other to snap your photo. The high end of the price scale gets you a limo, bodyguard and publicist, not to mention a pretend cover of a celebrity magazine with your smiling face on it. “Friends are surprising their friends with this. They want to experience something they’ve never experience before,” say Cowher

Or this news flash:

Picky Lady: Milunka Dabovic, a 38-year-old woman from Maskova in central Siberia, received her first proposal of marriage when she was just a young girl of 14. Twenty-four years and 149 marriage proposals later, she still hasn’t said ‘Yes’ to a suitor. Her search for ‘Mr. Right’ continues. Dabovic says that sometimes, a particularly determined would-be husband tries to get her mother to convince her to say ‘Yes.’ “They won’t take ‘No’ for an answer.” She says. Her criteria for a husband is straight forward: tall, handsome, hard worker, good heart, and willing to live in her village.

(and people say I have high standards)

Now that I’ve read Coffee News I know my horoscope, where to buy custom buttons, where to go to church, and there is a Senior Expo on 22 October at the Oconee County Civic Center. Now that's what I call a newspaper.

Your Words Constitution:
"The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided."
Article 1, Section 2

"If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President elect shall have died, the Vice President elect shall become President."
Amendment 20 - Presidential, Congressional Terms, Ratified 1/23/1933, Section 3

"In case of the removal of the President from office or of his death or resignation, the Vice President shall become President."
Amendment 25 - Presidential Disability and Succession, Ratified 2/10/1967, Section 1


*Obviously, I am assuming no ladies read this blog