Runoff from his sweat has been known to cure long drought seasons.
He once started a war with a pandemonium of parrots…and lost…so he claims…
He grew a pair of breasts just to win a bet against a woman with implants.
He is the Most Interesting Man in the World…these are his tales:
Mah Nà Mah Nà
It is believed he travels with the changing wind in a pact with the orbit of the sun. The truth is the earth orbits the sun in succession with his will. Indeed the sun stayed up an hour later than usual one day just so he could reach the summit of a Guatemalan mountain for sunset. When asked about the delay in getting to the top, his answer was simple, “Mah Nà Mah Nà.” Many believed this to be a nonsensical phrase from a song by Piero Umiliani, but a deeper study found an alternate solution. Mah Nà Mah Nà is a rarely evoked Swedish-Nahuatl word hybrid pertaining to the senses of Central American ‘armless snakes’. In this particular, or peculiar, situation, the Most Interesting Man in the World was resuscitating an ‘armless snake’ with CPR in the often dangerous caves of Chemic Champey.
‘Armless snakes’ in the caves of Chemic Champey are believed to possess to certain cures for acid reflux.
Anyone who has tempted cuisine in Guatemalan markets knows the value in extracting the snakes’ potent potables. The most interesting man in the world spelunked through caves by candlelight to capture as many ‘armless snakes’ as possible. Leeches abound and hairy big-fanged bats aplenty. Upon discovery of the last dying ‘armless snake’, the Most Interesting Man in the World did what he knew best: call it a floosie, point and laugh. The ensuing moments were fuzzy at best, but mouth-to-mouth resuscitation was given to the last remaining ‘armless snake’ and acid reflux was cured…at least for the most interesting man in the world. For he ate the snake after the snake turned his ungrateful back on the most interesting man in the world. He was right about that snake being a floosie.
His journey ended at sunset looking down from the local mountain with the snake 
that could have been. The snake that could have restored hope and change to all who suffer from acid reflux. But no, that snake had to be a floosie with an attitude. What kind of floosie snake would turn it’s back on the Most Interesting Man in the World with little remorse? The sun seeing the noble intentions in the most interesting man’s eyes decided to wait that extra hour to see that spectacular Guatemalan sunset.
that could have been. The snake that could have restored hope and change to all who suffer from acid reflux. But no, that snake had to be a floosie with an attitude. What kind of floosie snake would turn it’s back on the Most Interesting Man in the World with little remorse? The sun seeing the noble intentions in the most interesting man’s eyes decided to wait that extra hour to see that spectacular Guatemalan sunset.He once ate a snake just to cure his acid reflux. Mah Nà Mah Nà!
On the next episode: The most interesting man in the world spreads the Word that no one has in fact heard. Have you heard the word?
Stay Thirsty, Floosies
Anyone who knows other tales of the Most Interesting Man in the World are welcome to submit their learnings.
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